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I’m A Grumpy Old Machinist My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity Shirt
$24.99 $22.99
Really! Do you love shirt? Buy it now before lose it forever. I’m A Grumpy Old Machinist My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity Shirt. Limited edition, available on our store in a few days.
Product Description
I’m a grumpy old machinist. I have at least one contribution to the technological universe in three weeks, so my pants are cinched down and my head is kind of cracked open. This shirt is for Grumpy Old Machinists, who have been stuck in their buildings since the 60’s and are now using a floor jack to pull themselves out of their misery. In fact, they’ve only gotten worse due to the inflationary efforts of their employers.
This men’s t-shirt is made from a 100% cotton fabric. The shirt measures approximately 46″ wide by 32″ tall and features a printed logo on front with the lettering “I’m A Grumpy Old Machinist”. The back of the shirt features a chest pocket and two small pockets that you can use as an emergency closure for your keys or wallet. I’m a grumpy old machinist, the kind of man who was always amazed at how much power those little men on top could crank out. My favourite part is when I got busted making a dance move with them, and their one arm came off in an awkward fake fall and they were both thoroughly confused about what just happened.
I’m A Grumpy Old Machinist My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity Shirt and ladies tee
It’s a bit of a foolhardy adventure, but with no money and no actual friends in the world you need to pay for it. You will earn this by chopping down trees every day and selling them. I’m a grumpy old machinist. I’ll be sarcastic about anything. -I’m also an idiot, though I pretend to be one because it’s easier to not know that you have mental problems and not just act dumb like everybody else does.
I’m A Grumpy Old Machinist My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
I’m a grumpy old machinist who does work for the worst possible employer. My wife is so stupid, I can’t even do it and when I do, she says “you’re just like all those other guys. During the writing process, your best friend will never find you in a bar conversation unless you tell them to shut up. That’s why I’m very happy that I’ve been able to build my own little community of Grumpy Old Machinists! The solo project has given me a lot of experience and time to learn new ways of writing and editing websites. My goal is to be better than the average grumpy old machinist myself within 5 years (give or take). In other words, it would be awesome if there was an app that allowed people who love grumpy old machinists but also have no sense of humor get together and eat pizza as much as they like while forgetting everything else on earth related. Actually I wish there’d been such an app…
Hoodie Style
MATERIALS
8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
Long Sleeve Style
MATERIALS
6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
Men Style
MATERIALS
5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Premium Style
MATERIALS
4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA.
Sweatshirt
MATERIALS
7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Women Jersey Tank Top
MATERIALS
Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles
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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label
Women Style
MATERIALS
5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester
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Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label.
Alecia Almodovar –
T-Shirt or T-Shirt in a formal writing style is a good way to say something about yourself. It does not have to be a guy or girl. It can be a guy saying something about a girl, a girl saying something about a guy, a girl asking a guy what is your name.
Maria Campos –
I wear this shirt on a daily basis. I get lots of compliments on it. For the price it’s a great shirt. It’s a durable shirt, it’s very soft and good for me.
Tiari Walker –
The shirt is very funny! It’s a parody of a message from a disgruntled machinist to his boss. It’s all in caps, but it’s very funny and is pretty funny to read. The jokes are all over the place, but they’re all funny.
Leonel Gonzalez –
I’m a Grumpy Old Machinist, I’ve got a Croatoan on my pasty and a pair of pants I wore to work, but I always wear the same shirt. It’s not always that good of a shirt, but I’m good at it.
Craig Rhoades –
I am an inkjet machinist for a local maker of high-quality, high-end machinist shirts. I have been a machinist for approximately 40 years and have a passing familiarity with how costumed machinist shirts work. Unfortunately, that has meant that I have not been able to purchase a machinist shirt that has a sense of humor and a style that is the absolute opposite of the machinist shirt that I wear.
Lawrence Ruotolo –
I’m a grumpy old machinist, so my sarcastic character is coming through. This is a great shirt for machinists. It’s a little more crude than usual, so it can stand up to that.